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                      I r sleepin on the job, dun tell da boss, k?  | 
                    
                      I iz in your house scarin away ghostz  | 
                  
                  
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                      Xuzes meh, has u seen my mummy maybes pleeze?  | 
                    
                      I is frekin out dog!  | 
                  
                  
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                      I is ninja and i assasseeneete ur dog  | 
                    
                      Woot i waz trying to tell joo before was that i ate your cheezburgrz.  | 
                  
                  
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                      Iz huggliez time now!  | 
                    
                      k, i kiss u, cuz I know it teh only action ur gon get  | 
                  
                  
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                      Drugz iz bad, mmmkz!  | 
                    
                      i iz on ur cowch eated your babiez, k  | 
                  
                  
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                      K not now, meh needz mo sleepz  | 
                    
                      Iz in ur house steelin ur ballz  | 
                  
                  
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                      Dis not cheezbrgr, kitteh is not pleased!  | 
                    
                      WTF?!? You woke uz up just to put uz on teh LOLCATZ??   | 
                  
                  
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